a shit leopard can't change its spots
Human person living on occupied Miwok and Chumash land. 21.


posted 18 minutes ago on 21/9/2014 -

i’d like to inform u all that i just fit into a pair of size 27 jeans

posted 2 hours ago on 21/9/2014 -



Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed restrictions, no weight restrictions, no matter what, they are not allowed to refuse.

This includes cats, rabbits, birds, guinea pigs, etc.!! Go here to register your pet as an ESA :~) 

this is a scam okay it’s a scam

posted 4 hours ago on 21/9/2014 - 42,114 notes - via | ©


hey i know what it’s like for life to be tough bruh.. i’m a straight white dude and no one will hire me cause of my tattoos [HAS A FACE TATTOO THAT SAYS: DUMB ASS]

posted 9 hours ago on 21/9/2014 - 124 notes - via | ©

i’ve hit that point in horniness where it’s not even fun anymore

posted 17 hours ago on 21/9/2014 - 5 notes


can we please talk about the home depot smell

posted 1 day ago on 20/9/2014 - 915 notes - via | ©


secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you

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life updates:

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